The Holy Water posts were once the responsibilty of the High Priest of Gerbils, but apart from a recent attempt encouraging females to drink red wine with their friends and call him when drunk, he has been shamefully neglectful of his duties. This maybe due to him taking up Role Playing on the net as a hobby. When I last spoke with him, he asked if I wanted to be a Bad Cop or a Nurse.I'm sure this is a temporary outage and he will return to PB and his duties here, leaving his disgusting perversions behind.

In his absence, I thought I would share with you what has to be alcohols answer to poetry in a bottle, or Rose's Ruin and the reason why I'm seen occasionally acting strangely in PB. Especially if I'm in the company of another Aussie Sheila, who will remain nameless, but is infamous for falling off chairs and climbing into strange beds after imbibing.

Without further ado, I present to you Dorville brandy which was first established in Rouillac in the heart of the Cognac region in France. Made today using century old traditions and aged in oak barrels.It has a deep amber colour with a luscious, smooth palate .

I hope this encourages other Solitarians to try the amber nectar. I'm also hoping I can post this including the photo. Those who know me, forgive me for being technically challenged. Where are you when I need you Reg? .......... High Priestess of Roses.